CAMP COUNSELOR JACK FINDS HIMSELF STANDING IN FRONT OF A SMALL WOODEN CABIN. IT IS AT THIS CABIN, AND THE SURROUNDING LAKESIDE CAMP GROUNDS, THAT A KILLER BY THE NAME OF JASON IS SAID TO ROAM, SLAUGHTERING THE HAPPY CHILDREN STAYING AT CRYSTAL LAKE. IT IS UP TO JACK TO DEFEAT JASON AND SAVE THE CHILDREN FROM HIS WRATH. WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?
> GO TO SLEEP.....> GO INTO WOODS
jack chalks this situation up to a bad nightmare and goes to sleep in hopes that when he wakes up, everything will be back to normal. unfortunately, this is all real, and jason finds jack's sleeping figure, stabs him, and drags his lifeless body out into the woods for a sleepover.
jack goes into the woods, hoping to discover clues about jason's whereabouts before nightfall. while he's walking, jack notices a bunch of notes tacked to the trunks of the trees. upon further inspection, jack realizes the notes are addressed to him.
hey jack :D today’s your birthday so, happy birthday! how does it feel to be old? just kidding, you’re almost hag. i’ll be catching up to you soon, jesus. anyways, we haven’t been friends for that long but it’s always a good time when i talk to you. (even if you suck at replying, but i’ll let you slide bc it’s your birthday. 🙄) you’re funny, sweet, and all together a good person. no soobin fcer will EVER compare to you, king! thanks for coming back to bon voyage with me to be my prom date even if we missed it. listening to call the police by G-Girls for you rfn. i hope we get closer in the future, i love you sm. happy birthday again.
– kai :soobin:
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hey, jack! happy birthday! we don't talk often but whenever we do, you make me laugh. not because you're a FOOL but because you're genuinely funny. keep being the way you are and i love you. <3 - ping
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jack jackson jackithan poob idiot mf broda bud buddio
hi. i’m writing this at about 4 in the morning so please ignore my typos.. or anything that sounds like it makes no sense (but i never make sense so i guess that doesn’t count). it’s finally the big 18!! [open rp] pops confetti? [close rp] you’re an adult. isn’t that weird? i thought it was weird when i turned into an adult. but oddly, in your own way, you’re a lot more mature than me so maybe it’s not gonna be too big of a leap for you. other than the fact that you can no longer Flaunt that you’re a minor. i just want you to know that i am very proud of you for coming this far m8! ^___^ soon you’re gonna be in college studying pre-med, like me, and probably gonna beat me! BSBDJA. i really hope you can pursue drawing as a hobby though because you’re very talented. (and you Know This!!) umm umm. i’m bad at being gay and writing these but uhh hhh umm. HEBDJS. i hope you have a good day, week, month, year, decade, century(?) i’m really glad we were able to get closer these past few weeks, compared to the past when we just existed in each other’s f/f’s HABDJSN. you’re a really good friend, but you don’t give yourself enough credit for that. you’ve cheered me up and reassured me a Lot and i’m Sorry that i keep TOSSING THOSE THINGS AT YOU SJDBKSDJ. just know that if you Ever need anything, i’m here too! i worry about you a lot because i treasure you as a friend and sometimes you do stupid things like Forget/Lose your INHALER!!! or when you deny spotting money for your MEDS!!! gosh. it’s like babysitting fr... but yeah. just take care of yourself, plz... it’s all fun and games until your Death Jokes are no longer Jokes Neutral face i’m probably in no place to talk BUT i’m OLDER! (pulling this card rn fr) so LISTEN TO ME. but also, even if i’m just a year older, if you ever need advice or need help adjusting to Adulting (college, social stuff, economics wise) i’m just a message away! obvi this applies to anything and everything, if you’re having a sad/bad day or if you need to vent or if you’re just looking for someone to yell at you to snap out of it. i hope i can be someone you can rely on! let’s get closer :D
– CEO of Cool, Link
– P.S: happy birthday, secretary. eat cake if you can find some this quarantine! <3 highschool grad is Just around the corner. you only have like, what? 10 assignments left? you got this!
– P.P.S: this got long asf.. kind of gay but ur letter to me in the padlet was longer so ur gayer... cure your gayitis w ur birthday money!
– P.P.P.S: i’m homophobic hahaha i’m sooo more homophobic than you hahaha
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haha what’s up bro.... funny story i was gonna send you two messages (one as saint and one as buffy) bc angel sent me a msg on either acc but then i got lazy...
but happy birthday!!! ur officially a hag now, u cant make fun of me for being old because you’re old with me Woozy face i’m so proud of the person you have become, you’re the best person i know, genuinely. you mean everything to me bro but i won’t get sappy in front of your friends 😭😭😭
ok one more sappy thing though - you’re the most talented, thoughtful, and genuine person i have ever had the pleasure of knowing. you’re also by far the funniest (sorry everyone else 😔)
ANYWAY. happy birthday, i cant believe you’re so old, i’ve known you since i was sixteen and my life has been all the better since then. i hope you have the best day possible, because you deserve nothing less!
from buffy
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hi jack... jackjack... ahaha anyways i want to wish you a very lovely happy birthday! i love u so much and i be missing you. i’m not really good with words but you mean the world to me and i really hope you have the best day because you deserve the best day everyday. should i throw you an 18th birthday bash? 😼
𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊’𝐒 𝟏𝟖𝐓𝐇 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐇 ❗❗❗❗
𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟏𝟎𝐏𝐌. 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐔𝐆𝐋𝐘 𝐏𝐀𝐘 𝐔𝐏 😹✋
𝐁𝐘𝐎𝐁❗❗❗❗
(𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫. 𝐎𝐰𝐧. 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡)
𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 😼
anyways, happy birthday once again :( i love you and i miss you pls come back home to me and let me visit ur island again. haha happy 4/20 Jack Day!
Love, Lian ♡
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jackie boy, happy birthday! 🥳🎉 hope you are not feeling too bad about this one just cus you think you're growing old but you are fr only getting started. now i don't know if that's a good or bad thing but i am sure an amazing person like you will be okay (i will be with you throughout the way 👍). i know we do not talk much because i am sorta in and out & i am kinda dry but i hope you know that i do not take the moments we have shared together for granted & appreciate the small conversations you have held with me. i think you are one of the absolute nicest & it would take me like .5s to decide whether or not i'd drop it all for you (the answer is yes, i would). hope this one will be a blast. i'll be wishing you all the best from here. once again, happy birthday! 😄
-shun
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hey jack-ie, this is kylo and finally your time has come since we’ve been looking forward to this day bc ahaha. 😳🤭 i’m glad sayu introduce me to you bc then we wouldn’t be this close and i love seeing you around on my tl too so i hope you stick around forever, i promise you’ll get these kind of wishes from me on your day for years but if you don’t want me to then block me rfn!! so happy birthday little baby jackjack, i love you and please have a good one.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!!!! it’s kind of crazy that i met you nearly 2 years ago.... when you were 16 and i was 15... ew. anyways i feel like we’ve been counting down to this day for a while now and it’s surreal that it’s finally come. you’re 18 and i hate that cuz now we can’t date legally anymore and i don’t have enough money to bail you out of jail with this illegal relationship. so i’m sorry but we have to break up. hbd doe.
BUT ON THE FR NOTE i’m hella thankful that u stick around with me because we suck at dms and talking in general but mannnn ur awesome. and i love u so thank u for being so awesome. being gay is not a me thing so ummm this is gross to write especially since it’s like some incest idk why u and i just seem so connected in a Familial way. but yeah i’m into incest and i’m just happy to have met u in general bro thanks for being urself and just sticking the way u are cuz nobody can ever match the jack energy. see u when i turn 18 it’s ur turn to start the countdown ❤️ i love u buddy u’ll always have a special place in my heart no matter what because ur funny and genuine and just Jack. jack and addie til the end <3 happy birthday and here’s to new opportunities as an adult :P don’t forget me when you put Minors don’t interact in ur bio
addie
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Hey jack..the only soob fcer allowed on fl, happy birthday! you're finally a hag! wah. you're such a fun and great person to be around and I'm so glad we got closer because you always make me laugh with whatever you say 😳 . Im so thankful to be your friend and I lvoe you so much deadass. you're so cute when you talk about random things You are weird but in a good way and thats what I love about you ;). Also, I hope we can become friends for a long time if not i'll literally cry and I'll come over to you begging for you to stay with me please jack ilyoveoyu. I hope you have a great day because you deserve it and if anyone makes you sad today just tell me and ill bonk them. Also Fortniting and fake beefing on tl over link was honestly so fun lets play fortnite again and have you carry me <3 I'm so bad at writing birthday messages i am so sorry. Anyways have an amazing birthday jack i know i said this before but i love you so much :sfw: ok ty <3
from jordan <3
ps: you can stop living in my basement now i'll build a seperate room in my house just for you ;)
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happy bday jack. >)
we recently became friends and we're not that close yet but ur honestly becoming one of my best friends bc of simplive. i hope we can get even closer in the future and play more acnh tgt. gimme some of ur oranges pls. :wah: ur really funny and nice to have around so let's stay friends for a long time. ok well happy bday, i hope u have a great day even tho we're in quarantine snjsjsj i love u so much (homo) eat lots and spends lots of time with ur family. take care of ur bones and back and don't lose ur inhaler. <3
– isaac
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happy eighteenth birthday, jack! jack attack. jackithan. jack jack. kian. kiji. jae. romeo kim. (i swear it was romeo kim and not just romeo, like, i have such a vivid memory of a romeo kim and you are the only romeo i’ve ever known.) you’re officially an old woman! you’ve been an old woman for a couple of years now, tbh, but. that was in spirit. now it’s the real deal. how are your bones feeling? want to knit? want to curl up in a big rocking chair on a wrap-around porch in the deep south as the sun’s setting and the ice cubes in your tall glass of lemonade are melting? huh? lil piss granny?
i started thinking of what i wanted to write to you while i was listening to the twilight soundtrack. for some reason, the twilight soundtrack reminds me of you. that’s not supposed to be an insult. that’s, like, the highest form of compliment, i think. the movies might have been god awful, but the soundtracks...so fuckin’ good. takes me back to simpler times. rawr xds...dinosaurs...mustaches everywhere...missing that.
i know you said you wanted a (however many pages long) essay for your birthday, but i’ve been writing essays all week. so instead of a fleshed-out thesis, you’re getting a bunch of rambling. hope that’s okay. even if it’s not, that’s what you’re getting. love u. x
so...wow. it’s been, what, three or four years now? i’ve known you since you were an itty witty baby (fifteen). that’s crazy. i practically watched you grow up. from a little noob, to a (still little, lol not even five-foot-tall) semi-noob. you’re one of my bestest best friends in the whole wide world. tlo seems like it was forever ago, and it kind of was, in fl terms...2019 feels like it was 12 months ago, and it’s only april.
you mean the world to me, jack. i’d say you’re the sibling i never had, but i’ve adopted you as my child, so you are the child that i did have. your brother and sister are my cats, surprise. you’ve always been there for me, through thick and thin, and supported me when very few people did. even when i took breaks from fl or went on huge soft-blocking sprees, i knew you would still be there. you listen to me when there’s something wrong, and you offer your unconditional love and support. that is so special. you are so special. you don’t care what other people think, you march to the rhythm of your own drum. and you make other people feel so loved.
i know i haven’t always been the best at showing you how much i love you, and i take a long time to reply sometimes, but i hope you know that you are dear to me, and that i have so much love for you in my heart. i promise to you (pinky promise, even!!) that, going forward, i will try harder to let you know how much you mean to me. you deserve it.
ok, so. lol. that was kind of gay. anyway. uhm. remember when you would threaten to eat people’s asses haha lol. ksdjfkldsjfslfjs. (had to defuse the emotion bomb, i’m so sorry.)
seriously, though. but also, not seriously. this is the not-serious part of this message. you’re so fucking funny. like, anything you say or do never fails to brighten up my day. you’re the first shitposter i ever knew, and you’re the best at it. i don’t know how you do it, your brain or something must be wired waaaay weird. a good weird. the best weird.
i know things are tough sometimes, and you haven’t really had it easy. i just want to let you know that you always have a place with me, and that, no matter what, i know you can overcome anything you set your mind to. because that’s another thing about you: you don’t let things get in your way. even if you think you do, trust me, you don’t. you’re determined. and you don’t take shit from anyone. and anything life pushes at you, you push right back.
you’re almost done with high school, and i know that sounds a little scary. it is a little scary. starting the next chapter in your life is gonna be weird, but you’re ready for it. whether you continue with your plan to become a dental hygienist, or you’re like me and change your major 8934543703 times before you finally settle on one, i hope you do something that makes you happy. don’t live your life for other people. i wish someone had told me that sooner. (or maybe they did, in which case...i wish i had followed their advice sooner.) your early twenties are a time of discovery, and i hope you’re able to navigate them easily. you’ve always got me and your other friends to lend a hand if you need it.
happy birthday, again, jack. here’s to spending many, many, many more together.
i love you so, so much. thank you for everything. thank you for being my friend.
❤️ love, mym/ rowen/ marcie/ oliver/ xin/ minh/ kirill/ whatever else i’ve gone by oh my god i can’t even remember.
p.s., dm me after you read all of the messages, i have a surprise for you! lol.
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JACK! jack... ackj... we have not know each other very long so i'm sorry this is gonna be short. first of all i think ur very funny :D u very easy to talk to and get along with and that is a good trait to have. i hope we can get close u seem like a rly good friend. otherwise mym would not have kept u around that long and i trust mym's judgement. i hope u have a really good bday despite being stuck at home :D i think i almost love u lol. HBD and gl being 18. have fun in smut rps. kiss
– angel.
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after reading through the notes on the trees, jack feels a surge of adrenaline course through him. invigorated, jack bounds forward, his newfound confidence acting as a compass guiding him toward jason. he rushes into a small, seemingly abandoned cabin deep in the woods. jason is waiting for him, along with his captive friends. time to save the day.
jason brandishes his knife, slashing downward at jack. jack dodges out of the way just in time, and retaliates with an attack of his own. the fight drags on like this for what seems like forever, jack landing hits on jason between close calls. eventually, jason, bloodied and out of breath, collapses on the floor. jack stands there, breathing heavy, as his friends cheer on the death of their captor.
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